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Kevin Pleasurekevin, gracious patron of the pleasure arts and universal friend to glamour, has given the multiverse his divine sponsorship of PLEASUREFEST, a night of strictly-enforced theatrical NON-violence! For Mr. Pleasurekevin, we are ALL TALK, NO ROCK!
<poem>Oh Come
Oh Come
Sweet Austin Town
and Hark!
The Hotel Herald sings
of hallways strangely patterned round a tide of blood that's glistening!
A Ding! A Dong!
Oh something's wrong
with Wendy, Jack, and Danny Boy.
Their Holiday
All work, no play,
A talking finger as a toy!
Permit us here to make it clear
that Mr Kringle will appear
that creepy twins will deck the halls
with chopping axes, booze for all!
So gather round ye yuletide clowns
and light a candle,
stop the glooming,
pray for snow and twilight glow
prepare ye way
for
THE SHABOOMING!</poem>


Who will contemplate the joyful mysteries of the PLEASURE ORBS? Who will be anointed with the PLEASURE SCEPTER? In collaboration with the Museum of Human Achievement--it's a Party World Rasslin' show like none other!
===A MoHA/Terror Pigeon Holiday Production===
 
:Starring: Shaboom (Silky Shoemaker, Lex Vaughn, Paul Soileau)
Space is extremely limited; suggested ticket price is $5.
:With: Khattie Q, Angelica Mcauley, Matt Hislope, Adrienne Sneed, Y2K, Thor Harris, Beth Schindler, Thomas Graves
 
:Magic by: Andie Flores, Jay Roff-Garcia, Tori Reynolds, Rec Spec, Samara Halperin, Courtney Boyle, Lindsay Braun, Stephanie Page, Emily Gilardi, Alex Aulson, Jess Bee and more!
 
:Based on the Novel by: Stephen Drag King
===We Rejoice In PLEASUREFEST===
:Adapted and Improved by: Shaboom
<poem>Fifty rasslers enter the ring!
:Presented in Association with: Double Scorpio
Fifty rasslers promo!
:With additional support from: ASHwell Sexual Health + Wellness
Fifty rasslers leave!
 
Who shall demonstrate their most perfect alignment to the PLEASURE VIRTUES of:
SPLENDOR?
ECSTASY?
"RAZZLE DAZZLE"?</poem>
 
They shall be rewarded with the PLEASURE SCEPTER! It's a race to the top, and you are invited! Wow!

Latest revision as of 20:54, September 11, 2024

Oh Come
Oh Come
Sweet Austin Town
and Hark!
The Hotel Herald sings
of hallways strangely patterned round a tide of blood that's glistening!
A Ding! A Dong!
Oh something's wrong
with Wendy, Jack, and Danny Boy.
Their Holiday
All work, no play,
A talking finger as a toy!
Permit us here to make it clear
that Mr Kringle will appear
that creepy twins will deck the halls
with chopping axes, booze for all!
So gather round ye yuletide clowns
and light a candle,
stop the glooming,
pray for snow and twilight glow
prepare ye way
for
THE SHABOOMING!

A MoHA/Terror Pigeon Holiday Production

Starring: Shaboom (Silky Shoemaker, Lex Vaughn, Paul Soileau)
With: Khattie Q, Angelica Mcauley, Matt Hislope, Adrienne Sneed, Y2K, Thor Harris, Beth Schindler, Thomas Graves
Magic by: Andie Flores, Jay Roff-Garcia, Tori Reynolds, Rec Spec, Samara Halperin, Courtney Boyle, Lindsay Braun, Stephanie Page, Emily Gilardi, Alex Aulson, Jess Bee and more!
Based on the Novel by: Stephen Drag King
Adapted and Improved by: Shaboom
Presented in Association with: Double Scorpio
With additional support from: ASHwell Sexual Health + Wellness